flipphones: shouldnt have had that second cupcake i moaned as i reached for my ninth
a-fictional-vaudeville: captainamericass: omfg so my little cousin (she’s 8) loves superheroes and we were in party city and she was browsing through the boys costumes because the girls side didn’t have the ones she wanted and then an employee tells her that she’s in the wrong side so she grabs a batman mask and says in the lowest voice possible for her age, “don’t question batman” This...
croutoncat: sext: i wanna scooby dooby do you
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
buysexual: six years ago today britney spears shaved her head for your sins